William Shakespeare’s Dune

Welcome gentle reader, to the Shakespearification of that science-fiction epic, Frank Herbert’s Dune, the which I bestow upon the universe in an effort to meld two of my great loves from my youth: the Bard of Avon and the Bard of Arrakis. Follow on gentle reader, and say if your spirits be raised or offende.

William Shakespeare’s Dune doth customarily update on Mondays, with a new scene.

Dramatis Personae

The Pahdishah Emperor Shaddam IV
The Princess Irulan — his daughter
The Duke Leto Atreides
The Lady Jessica — his bound concubine
Paul Atreides – his son
St. Alia of the Knife — daughter to the Duke
Thufir Hawat – Mentat to the Duke
Gurney Halleck – Troubadour Warrior to the Duke
Duncan Idaho — Swordmaster of the Ginaz, in service to the Duke
Doctor Wellington Yueh – Surgeon to the Duke
The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen – his younger nephew
The Beast Rabban – his elder nephew
Piter DeVries – Mentat to the Baron
The Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam — A Bene Gesserit Proctor
The Shadout Mapes – A Fremen custodian
Stilgar — A Fremen Chieftain
Dr. Liet-Kynes — Imperial Planetologist and Judge of the Change
Lingar Bewt, a Water Magnate
Soo-Soo, a Banker
Esmar Tuek, a Smuggler Chief
Staban Tuek his son
Kinet, a Harkonnen Guard
Czigo, a Harkonnen Pilot
Umman Kudu, Guard Captain to Baron Harkonnen
Iakin Nefud, corporal, and later Guard Captain to Baron Harkonnen
Chani, daughter of Liet
Jamis, a Fremen of Sietch Tabr
Harah, Jamis’ woman
Kaleff, Jamis’ adopted son, aged ten.
Orlop, Jamis’ natural son, aged eight.
Farok, a Fremen of Sietch Tabr
The Count Hasimir Fenring
Margot Lady Fenring
The Reverend Mother Ramallo, of the Fremen
Captain Aramsham, an officer of Sardaukar
Korba, a Fedaykin warrior
Otheym, a Fedaykin warrior
Lords, Ladies, Courtiers, Officers, Guards, and Soldiers

Spotters, Miners, Sardaukar, Fremen, Watermasters, Handlers, Barb-men, Houses Minor

Act I, Scene i

Act I, Scene ii

Act I, Scene iii

Act I, Scene iv

Act I, Scene v

Act I, Scene vi

Act I, Scene vii

Act II, Scene i

Act II, Scene ii

Act II, Scene iii

Act II, Scene iv

Act II, Scene v

Act II, Scene vi

Act II, Scene vii

Act II, Scene viii

Act II, Scene ix

Act II, Scene x

Act II, Scene xi

Act II, Scene xii

Act II, Scene xiii

Act II, Scene xiv

Act III, Scene i

Act III, Scene ii

Act III, Scene iii

Act III, Scene iv

Act III, Scene v.

Act III, Scene vi.

Act III, Scene vii

Act III, Scene viii

Act III, Scene ix

Act III, Scene x

Act III, Scene xi

Act III, Scene xii

Act III, Scene xiii

Act IV, Scene i

Act IV, Scene ii

Act IV, Scene iii

Act IV, Scene iv

Act IV, Scene v.

Act IV, Scene vi.

Act IV, Scene vii.

Act IV, Scene viii.

Act V, Scene i.

Act V, Scene ii.

Act V, Scene iii.

Act V, Scene iv.

Act V, Scene v.

Act V, Scene vi.