If there’s filking at LibertyCon, I’m trying this tune that came to me while scrolling…

(sung to the tune of “Yesterday” if this wasn’t obvious…)

Obi-Wan

He’s the reason half my body’s gone

He was angry ’cause I killed Qui-Gon

So I need revenge on Obi-Wan.

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Suddenly

I’m not half the man I used to be

I have issues when I need to pee

Due to a lightcystectomy

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Why… I… parried not

I don’t know, I couldn’t say…

Because… I on-ly had three lines

‘Til my body parted way-ay-ay-ays…

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Obi-Wan

What the hell? He’s just a padawan

But the plot proclaimed I must be gone

So I got slain by Obi-Wan…